GAME DAY AKA LET’S GET IT, AKA I’M SICK OF WAITING, AKA ALL CAPS IS AWESOME!


(THIS POST TO BE PRESENTED IN ALL CAPS FOR THE EFFECT OF ENTHUSIASM)

LSU IS READY. THEY ARE WAITING TO POUNCE ON TEXAS A&M TONIGHT IN A BILLION DOLLAR SHRINE TO AMERICAN EXCESS. AT 7:29pm CT IN DALLAS,  THE 10-2 TIGERS WILL MEET THE 9-3 TEXAS A&M AGGIES IN THE COTTON BOWL CLASSIC.

LOOKING AT THE LSU TEAM YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT THIS GAME. IT’S ALMOST SEXUAL. ALL WEEK LONG AT PRACTICE THE BOYS HAVE BEEN HEAVING AND PANTING LIKE WILD ANIMAL DOG PEOPLE OF THE BAYOU WHO CAN’T WAIT TO PROVE THEIR INSANITY TO ALL OF AMERICA.

A&M ON THE OTHER HAND LOOKS SCARED. THEY LOOK LIKE A VIRGIN GIRL ON PROM NIGHT WHOSE DATE IS THE STEROID ADDICTED CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, MEANING THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A FIGHT ON THEIR HANDS AND MOST LIKELY THEY’LL GET SCREWED.

I’M SHOUTING AND I DON’T GIVE A DAMN. THIS IS THE LAST FOOTBALL GAME OF THE YEAR AND IF YOU’RE NOT DRILLED UP THROUGH THE ROOF THEN YOUR MOTHER IS SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS AND NOT A GOOD HOMEMAKER. WHATEVER SHE IS, SHE DEFINITELY DIDN’T TEACH YOU ANY LOVE FOR LSU, SO I DON’T LIKE HER, OR YOU.

LSU NEEDS THIS GAME, WE NEED TO STAMP THIS SEASON THE RIGHT WAY. FINISH IN THE TOP TEN, GET THAT 11 WIN YEAR, AND MAKE BATON ROUGE THAT MUCH MORE OF A “OH YEAH” DESTINATION FOR THOSE TOP RECRUITS.

A&M NEEDS IT TOO, BUT FOR REASONS I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, A&M IS WHACK. WE RUN THEM AND ALL OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL. I LOVE MIKE THE TIGER, I LOVE LSU, I LOVE THE GIRL WHO THREW THE SANDWICH AND THE GUY WHO THREW IT BACK. I AM COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN THE EUPHORIA OF PURPLE AND GOLD RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU’RE NOT WITH ME THEN JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

LSU ALL THE WAY, ALL CAPS FOREVER.

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