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LSU Visits Hell for the Second Time in Two Weeks as Ole Miss Punishes the Tigers 78-51

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Once again, the Tiger Basketball team got dragged into the depths of the underworld as Ole Miss got biblical with the Tigers  in——-

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! IT’S ME! I AM LUCIFER THE SON OF THE MORNING, THE DEVIL, THE LOW BOSS, THE OVERALL UNPLEASANT PERSON WHO WANTS BAD THINGS. I HAVE TAKEN OVER DEATH VALLEY VOICE TO LET ALL LSU MENS BASKETBALL FANS KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE EXISTING IN HELL FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE! TWO BRUTAL CONFERENCE DESTRUCTION IN A ROW MEANS THAT THE TIGER AREN’T JUST VISITING MY LAIR, BUT A PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN IT. BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

TRENT JOHNSON, YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!!!!!!!

—Sorry about that everyone. I couldn’t stop him. Sadly, Lucifer is right. LSU is not just visiting anymore. They are squarely in the middle of a hellish basketball season.  Only the forces of light and not playing like crap can release the Tiger Basketball team from the pit of Hades.

Who will lead them? Who will bring them back to the light side? Somebody better do it fast because Lucifer is waiting.

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